I think it's lame when people say they want to meet Jesus. You see that question all the time -- "name three people you would want to have dinner with"?
"Uh, the guy who invented the Slinky, Frank Stallone, and Our Lord in Heaven, Jesus Christ."
Jesus spoke Aramaic, so there would probably be a good-sized language barrier. Other than that, what would you even talk about? He lived 2,007 years ago, so he probably hasn't seen any recent movies. Plus, he'd probably be real preachy, and that gets old pretty fast.
Clinton Davis
- I Got Worms!
- Dallas, Texas, United States
- I was raised by a loving family of raccoons in the wilds of East Texas, where I developed an interest in being nocturnal and knocking over trash cans. I have been odd throughout my life, and never quite fit in with polite society. I believe I may have been Scottish royalty in a past life, as I have a particular fondness for lake monsters and being conquered by the British. I am a magenta belt kung fu super ninja, and I enjoy a Heineken on occasion. I enjoy writing but I am an atrocious typist, however, my penmanship appears as though I write with my feet, so typing it is. I have an incredible vocabulary, and I even speak a little Klingon and some limited Rodian. The film Breakin' and its sequel Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo were based on my life, albeit with some minor creative license. I have a horse named Unicorn and a Unicorn named Jeff. I am an avid exorcist. I think Sweden is producing some great rock bands, if nothing else. I have a third eye.
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