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Clinton Davis
- I Got Worms!
- Dallas, Texas, United States
- I was raised by a loving family of raccoons in the wilds of East Texas, where I developed an interest in being nocturnal and knocking over trash cans. I have been odd throughout my life, and never quite fit in with polite society. I believe I may have been Scottish royalty in a past life, as I have a particular fondness for lake monsters and being conquered by the British. I am a magenta belt kung fu super ninja, and I enjoy a Heineken on occasion. I enjoy writing but I am an atrocious typist, however, my penmanship appears as though I write with my feet, so typing it is. I have an incredible vocabulary, and I even speak a little Klingon and some limited Rodian. The film Breakin' and its sequel Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo were based on my life, albeit with some minor creative license. I have a horse named Unicorn and a Unicorn named Jeff. I am an avid exorcist. I think Sweden is producing some great rock bands, if nothing else. I have a third eye.
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