Rants and ravings from a man with no particular point of view. And some baseball and political stuff.
Tuesday
The Year of the Ranger
This is it. This is the year that my dedication finally pays off. The Texas Rangers will win second place in the American League West, the American League Wild Card, and get to the second round of the playoffs and lose in 6 games.
I was raised by a loving family of raccoons in the wilds of East Texas, where I developed an interest in being nocturnal and knocking over trash cans. I have been odd throughout my life, and never quite fit in with polite society. I believe I may have been Scottish royalty in a past life, as I have a particular fondness for lake monsters and being conquered by the British. I am a magenta belt kung fu super ninja, and I enjoy a Heineken on occasion. I enjoy writing but I am an atrocious typist, however, my penmanship appears as though I write with my feet, so typing it is. I have an incredible vocabulary, and I even speak a little Klingon and some limited Rodian. The film Breakin' and its sequel Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo were based on my life, albeit with some minor creative license. I have a horse named Unicorn and a Unicorn named Jeff. I am an avid exorcist. I think Sweden is producing some great rock bands, if nothing else. I have a third eye.
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